There's been a lot of talk the last few years about strange "chem-trails" in the sky. Conspiracy theorists believe it is a secret government plot to accelerate the rotation of the earth to pull the moon into a collision in the next 500,000 years.
Truth is, the trails are vitamins sprayed into the atmosphere to help the ozone layer repair itself. As it turns out you see, the ozone was fed an unhealthy diet of carbs and carbon dioxide for too long. It wasn't getting enough vitamins and minerals to properly heal itself.
The government didn't discover it until 1979. Since then, it has been feverishly working on the correct vitamin formula to spray from a jet at 65,000 feet.
So everyone can calm down about the chemtrails and know that our ozone layer will be healthy after a few more years of artificially cloudy skies.
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