There's been a lot of talk the last few years about strange "chem-trails" in the sky. Conspiracy theorists believe it is a secret government plot to accelerate the rotation of the earth to pull the moon into a collision in the next 500,000 years.
Truth is, the trails are vitamins sprayed into the atmosphere to help the ozone layer repair itself. As it turns out you see, the ozone was fed an unhealthy diet of carbs and carbon dioxide for too long. It wasn't getting enough vitamins and minerals to properly heal itself.
The government didn't discover it until 1979. Since then, it has been feverishly working on the correct vitamin formula to spray from a jet at 65,000 feet.
So everyone can calm down about the chemtrails and know that our ozone layer will be healthy after a few more years of artificially cloudy skies.
Monday, March 12, 2012
Lowe's
Taking away all incentive.
Lowe's has turned on it's own. The infantry holding the front line has been undercut by the policymakers once again.
Employees in sales positions are no longer eligible to receive commissions on specialty products sold at the store level.
May not sound like a big deal to those who are not familiar with the process but there is a lot of work involved with processing the special orders these sales specialists work with. Suddenly the incentive to work so hard on those special order sales dwindled. Hmmmm.
Home Depot! Lowe's is ready to MERGE!
Lowe's has turned on it's own. The infantry holding the front line has been undercut by the policymakers once again.
Employees in sales positions are no longer eligible to receive commissions on specialty products sold at the store level.
May not sound like a big deal to those who are not familiar with the process but there is a lot of work involved with processing the special orders these sales specialists work with. Suddenly the incentive to work so hard on those special order sales dwindled. Hmmmm.
Home Depot! Lowe's is ready to MERGE!
Chevy Camaro
It still sucks. Take it away. Bring it back. Rebirth it. The car still sucks. The lines are awful and the car lacks the proper technology that it should have received in the 2000's.
Why bring a car back if it's going to be such an "eh" moment?
GM has some serious engineering power in it's hands and they are still churning out some junk. The Camaro should be making 350hp while getting 30mpg. It's certainly possible- don't underestimate a good engineer.
Quit sandbagging and get your shit together. You're better than that GM.
Why bring a car back if it's going to be such an "eh" moment?
GM has some serious engineering power in it's hands and they are still churning out some junk. The Camaro should be making 350hp while getting 30mpg. It's certainly possible- don't underestimate a good engineer.
Quit sandbagging and get your shit together. You're better than that GM.
Human Resources
Sorry to say it. Actually I'm not. I'm glad to say it- you are all from the same sack of shit. How on earth did our society reach this point?
A bunch of snotty-good-for-nothing-lazy-ass-monkey-turd-assess go to 'school' for "Human Resources" or "Psychology" and end up being the gate-keepers to the job market. HOW THE HELL? Did I miss something? Why? Why I say? Do the LEAST experienced shitheads get to decide whether or not I am good enough....no wait- "A candidate whose qualifications closely meet their needs." FUCK THAT
You
You sorry assholes don't know anyone. You couldn't possibly know how capable an applicant is from a piece of paper. The words written on paper cannot possibly define who a person is.
Maybe, just maybe, all the human resource fung holes need to look at their own damn resume and wake up. Wake up to the reality that it does not define them as a human nor a worker or "candidate" for a position.
If the shitty ass job market ever turns around (unlikely) I hope all the currently unemployed shmos out there stick it to the HR jackfucks and ream them for the highest salary possible.
BWHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A bunch of snotty-good-for-nothing-lazy-ass-monkey-turd-assess go to 'school' for "Human Resources" or "Psychology" and end up being the gate-keepers to the job market. HOW THE HELL? Did I miss something? Why? Why I say? Do the LEAST experienced shitheads get to decide whether or not I am good enough....no wait- "A candidate whose qualifications closely meet their needs." FUCK THAT
You
You sorry assholes don't know anyone. You couldn't possibly know how capable an applicant is from a piece of paper. The words written on paper cannot possibly define who a person is.
Maybe, just maybe, all the human resource fung holes need to look at their own damn resume and wake up. Wake up to the reality that it does not define them as a human nor a worker or "candidate" for a position.
If the shitty ass job market ever turns around (unlikely) I hope all the currently unemployed shmos out there stick it to the HR jackfucks and ream them for the highest salary possible.
BWHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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